Friday, April 30, 2010

Day 8

Yo. What up? Yeah, I know I've been slacking off. But I don't know what happened at school because I was sick. Well, allergy sick. They were baaaaaad. But, I'm stuck at my grandparents for the weekend, which I don't mind much. Except for the fact that my little cousins are here. I love them, but THEY'VE BEEN BRAINWASHED... BY DISNEY! *you knowdisneyboughtmarvelcomicssotheworldisgonnagomadandthey'llmakeanewspidermanwithhorribleactorsandohmygodit'sgonnabeterrible*
So now I'm watching an old and I mean OLD Hannah Montana BY FORCE! I can't take one more second of it. I already have obsessive-compulsive disorder (very mild), I don't need Insanity. No I'm not crazy, I'm advanced.

Cheese Face out.

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Day 7

Well, there are no hilarious or enraging anecdotes from S.S. or Pre-Al. So I will tell you my victory from gym.

We were playing something called "Kick Hockey" which is where you have a foam puck and you have to kick it. I think Mr. N called it a combination of soccer and hockey. But we played and Iggy McKnowitall was on my team as well as other guys. Note, I was the only girl on the team. There was another girl who was supposed to be o my team but she had a doctors' note and couldn't play. So anyways, we played... and played.... and played..... but I dominated. Though I didn't score any goals per se; I mostly was good at passing. And not getting hit in the head like I did on Tuesday. Only that was with a basketball. It didn't hurt. Much. So....... yeah......

Cheese Face out.

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Day 6

Nothing went on yesterday and yesterday's yesterday. But today, I was so angry I could like cause a hurricane. Or a repeat of Haiti. OR worse than a hurricane, another episode of Katrina. Yep, that's angry. SEETHING ANGER!

What happened you say? Well, a couple of kids in my S.S. class, specifically K., Irkus, and Sooser, were making fun of my fried frayed friend Miki (not her real name). They were saying things like, "They call me the Tornado" and "I love tornadoes". And the sad fact is, Miki is terrified of tornadoes to the point were I think she might go into the fetal position if you even gesture the word. I should probably stop saying it. We'll just say IT whenever IT comes up. So, in an effort to set the record straight for my F.F.F., I go over there and say, "Hey, first of all, Miki happens to be my best friend. Second, I'm sure you are terribly terrified of something and you wouldn't like it if I went and told everybody." There was a third thing: If I ever hear you say anything about her again, I'm-a come over here and smack the chap off your lips. But I left that out on account the school considers that a "terroristic threat" or some chiz like that. I wanted to say that, but it wasn't worth the ISS that follows.

Cheese Face out.

Friday, March 19, 2010

Day 5

Today we had Mrs. R.. She was cool. I guess. She was from France so no one could undersatnd her. The good news is she did correctly pronounce my name. =). We were learning aout France and Napoleon Bonaparte an such and such and such and such. But as usual the Prancies took control. K. asked why the French don't shave like Americans and how it was "disgusting" so Mrs. R. said we had to go to Option B which was read it by ourselves and answer EVERY single question.

Cheese Face out.

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Day 4

Today we had Ms. S. She is worse than Mrs. P! We took a Check for Understanding Quiz and the first question was 'What kind of government does Sweden have?' So I answer Socialist government 'cuz that's what Mrs. P. said yesterday. So I'm on question 7 and Ms. S. "walked" over to me and said my answer was wrong. I thought we was s'possed to find that out AFTER the quiz but nnnooo! she starts yelling at me and was like, "Didn't you read this?" and "Were you paying attention in class?" and "Well, you'll just have to read it again". DUDE! I'm going by what Mrs. P. said. Were you here yesterday? NO. Did you look it up on Wikipedia? Maybe.

Cheese Face out.

Edit 12/8/10: Now that I think about it, Mrs. S. kinda reminds me of Ms. Bitters from Invader Zim.

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Day 3

Today, we finished Miracle on Ice. 'Cept, one little problem. We had Mrs. P. Gah! I hate her. She's like a disease. Every where you look somebody has P. Anyways, after the movie she made us do something called a Reflection and we were s'possed to spill our guts and just gush about how we absolutely adored the movie. I personally didn't like the movie. It was confusing and a little too much cussing and to Disney. Oh, well...

Cheese Face out.

Friday, March 12, 2010

Day 2

Well, sorry I didn't blog yesterday. It was my Birthday! How old I am I will never reveal....

Anyways, in S.S. we were watching Miracle On Ice. You know, that movie on the '80 Winter Olympics? Anyways, two of the prancies had a quarter for whatever reasons and they decided it would be fun to spin the quarter and see who could get it to stop spinning first by slamming their hands on it. Well, I wanted to watch the movie, even if it was *disney*. So I finally said, "Seriously with the quarter? Knock it off, por favor." 'Parently that ticked 'em off. And while that was happening Irkus and Sooser (again, not their real names) were taking the last word of each sentence and repeating them. Some of their "works" include, "Yeah, bar fight, yeah", "Yeah, kicked off the team, yeah", and my personal favorite, "Yeah, Apartment, yeah". So that was yesterday.

As for today... pretty much the same thing. 'Cept for the birthday thing.

Cheese Face out.