Hey there. I guess I've been slacking on the whole "Daily" thing. But not to fear! School has started and now I have had plenty of time to make my observations of my newest teachers.
Mrs. Vase-- A horrible, fairly aged, woman who cares more about her insipid, diaper-wearing, rodent, which she calls a "gerbil", than the fact that all the good little boys and girls in her class are dead 'cuz she ate them. Well, maybe not all of them. I mean, Emma and I are still here, so...
She teaches science.
Mrs. N.-- Mrs. N. is really nice. She cares about her students, and she even brought in a monarch caterpillar so we could watch it turn into a butterfly. The only thing I don't like about her class is time moves vvvvvvveeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrryyyyy slowly. The sound of her voice almost puts me to sleep. But, like I said, she's nice. She's my English teach'.
Mister E-- Mister E is the coolest social studies teacher I've ever had. We watch interesting videos, do crazy activities and all sorts of fun-o-mo stuff. Yep, this class is easily my favorite class this year.
Mrs. Art-- Is my art teacher. Eh, she's OK. But she doesn't let you talk very much, unlike the art teacher last year, who was AWESOME!
Mr. E-- Mr. E. is my P.E/health teach'. I don't like him. He's kinda mean/strict, and lacks a sense of humor, like my lil' sis. I think he's either a robot or an alien. He also looks like a creepy Homer Simpson. Ech.
Mr. S.-- is the worst teacher ever. He's mean, and he ruined my life last year. I hate him, with a hatred so deep, it feels like a million suns dying right in front of me while riding on the back of a wild tiger through the eye of a hurricane. I better warn the newbies what their in for. *runs to the phone book*
Mr. Math-- He's coolio. Mr. Math doesn't give a lotta homeworks so that's always a plus. And we get to play fun games some of the times.
Cheese Face Out.
